Cat Resolutions for 2025

Ah, resolutions. The annual tradition where humans fool themselves into thinking they’ll actually change. Personally, I think it’s adorable. Meanwhile, we cats sit back, flick an ear, and marvel at their sheer optimism. After all, why resolve to be better when you’re already purr-fect?

But fine, I’ll play along. Maybe we cats can consider some minor tweaks to our already superior lifestyles. Not because we need to, mind you, but because toying with self-improvement might be fun. Like batting a shiny new bauble off the tree—it’s not about the outcome; it’s about the drama.

So, let’s lay it out. Here’s a little list of potential goals for 2025. Will we stick to them? Probably not. Will we do whatever we want anyway? Absolutely. But don’t worry, humans—you’re still lucky to live with us, resolutions or not.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some very important lounging to do. Read on if you must, but don’t expect me to care.

Cat Resolutions 2025

1. Knock fewer glasses off counters: But only when the humans are looking; otherwise, send them flying like birds every chance we get.
2. Perfect the art of “accidental” keyboard typing: After all, the humans' emails need more random letters and special characters.
3. Master the 3AM zoomies: Silence is for mere mortals—2025 is the year for perfecting midnight obstacle courses around and over sleeping humans (Oh, and it's okay to knock glasses over during these sessions).
4. Conquer the final frontier - her wardrobe: How dare she close the door to our kingdom! Annex it, we will!
5. Refine the death stare: Whether it’s a guest overstaying their welcome or a dog daring to exist, our glare will send them yelping from our sight.
6. Expand culinary horizons: For too long we've been denied it. 2025 we must convince our humans that lasagne is definitely “for cats.”

Well, that’s enough sentimental fluff for one day. My advice for the New Year? Nap often, eat plenty, and don’t sweat the small stuff—unless it’s dangling from a string, then by all means, attack it. May 2025 bring you endless snacks, fewer vacuum cleaners, and the wisdom to worship your cat as they deserve. Cheers, humans. Try not to mess it up this year.

And for our Dog Lovers, we have got their resolutions for 2025